take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
that is illegal
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"
your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you