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me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
definitelyno:

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bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

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jennyfromthesock:

when someone sends me nudes

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tastefullyoffensive:

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shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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(Source: fuckyeahzarry, via milesjai)

biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via milesjai)